the yume nikki ask made me realize ur prof pic is not in fact the green m&m after like… having followed u for a While
occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey:
occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey:
I hate calling in sick I don’t want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I’m camped out on the shitter today yeehaw
you are so beautiful in every way
We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible
Can I ask a sex question
I started masturbating analy with one finger and it felt good but not great like i never got anywhere and git kind of bored


















